Too much fuck, pie lies, Greg likes pretty and Dave gets Jiffy Lubed

Dave sells out and sells down, Greg learns of his meth ripped future, going floppy during movies, family zombie survival information, tiny bringers of sickness and what to be angry at and what not to be angry at.

Music:  Air, Gorillaz and Palmdale

Dave gets all up in Hugh Hefner, a West Virginia hardcore vagina tale of love and rage and a major orange hobo picking family update.

Music:  It's metal day!  Faith No More, Fastway and Brian Posehn.

A candy box comes to the closet, a new sponsor via Patton Oswalt, Kanye breaks the news of his fancy teeth on the ultimate hoodrat show, shit covered Dan Cortese and reminiscing about the great Berhendt/Anthony fued of 2004.

Music: Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters and Guided by Voices

Dane Cook helps himself to a Greg classic, an endorsement, Greg eats and eats and eats, the first Dave and Greg internet talky show and how to get Greg and Dave to come to your town.

Music:  Cracker, Dinasaur Jr. and Grant Lee Buffalo